“Love works in mysterious ways,”
“God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.”
“God might work on mysterious ways, but hell worked on efficient ones.”
“Expectation works in mysterious ways---and totally unconsciously.”
“The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is:God is a sneak”
“The idea that God works in mysterious ways is rubbish. There’s nothing mysterious about his ways. They’re premeditated and slightly conniving, and they place you in an impossible situation.”