“It never ceases to amaze me how many folks jump right over "I'll try" to "I can't.”
“But it never ceases to amaze me how difficult the things that are supposed to be instinctive really are.”
“As I say, it never ceases to amaze me how gullible some of our Church members are..."Admonitions for the Priesthood of God", Ensign, Jan 1973”
“I'm not like a car Jacob, now matter how you try to fix me, I'll never run right.”
“I can't promise that I'll never be an ass, or that I'll never make you cry. I can't promise that I won't make you so angry you want to cosh me over the head with a brick. I can't promise you forever...I'd love to, but I can give you right now. I can give you me in all my defective glory.”
“It never ceases to amaze, how often sex and love lead to murder and hatred.”