“Love is just a system for getting someone to call you Darling after sex.”
“Sex isn't what I'm after. Sex is just what I can get.”
“You don't just decide to have sex because you feel like having sex. You decide to have sex once you realize you're in love with someone and want to express that love physically.”
“Sex, no matter how explosive and emotional, was just sex after all, at least until someone said or did something to make it more than that”
“There's a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more.”
“For some reason, we called it "umbrella sex"; if you fancied someone your own sex, you were "an umbrella.”