“This [...] isn`t something I actually saw, but what you end up remembering isn`t always the same as what you witnessed.”
“Fucking two things up at the same time isn`t multitasking”
“Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?”
“The most beautiful part of the day isn´t always the brightest.”
“Isn´t it strange how wealth is always wasted on the rich?”
“It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”