“But hell would have to freeze over before I ever wore a dress.”
“ohmygod. did all hell just freeze over?”
“when hell freezes over pigs fly and a cow jump over the moon amma like u”
“The freezing in hell that comes before the everlasting fire where sinners bubble and singe forever.”
“She would do a mans work when she needed to, but she lived and died without ever putting on a pair of pants. She wore dresses. Being a widow, she wore them black. Being a woman of her time she wore them long. the girls of her day I think must have been like well wrapped gifts to be opened by their husbands on their wedding night, a complete surprise. 'Well! What's this!?”
“Maybe you'll win when hell freezes over."He raised an eyebrow."That could be easily arranged.”