“I'm going to die a virgin. I like the thought if it. So pure.”

“I'm destined to die a virgin."Maybe i should have gone off with him. Not to get high, but to...well...not die a virgin.”

“I can live without a boy. So why does it feel like I'm going to die?”

“Answer this question very carefully, kid. Are you a virgin?"The silence was so long I thought I was going to have to ask him again."What the hell?" He sounded honestly perplexed."Yes or no? Are you a virgin?" I lost control halfway through. My voice spiraled up into a scream... "Sonofabitch answer me!""Yes!" he screamed back. "Yes, I'm a fucking virgin, don't shoot me goddammit fucking please!”

“That's why I'm still a virgin, because it means something to me and I'm not going to toss my virginity at your charming feet just because you're the most gorgeous, fascinating man I've ever met and I happen to like your last name.”

“I, love, I am the pure acetylene virgin attended by roses.”