“Why couldn't I have a fatal disease? It'd be so much easier.”
“It'd be better if he were easier to hate.”
“Why on earth would you buy a car like this if you can't drive a stick? There are dozens of cars--new cars--that have automatic transmission. It'd be a million times easier." Adrian shrugged. "I like the color. It matches my living room.”
“I hated my life. Maybe it'd be easier if I could just die. [pp.119]”
“If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it'd be easier to run around on them.”
“Well, what I don't understand is why people get all dressed up and drive to church so they can sit there and get scolded. Seems to me it'd be a whole lot easier for the to just stay home in their pj's, eat pancakes, and get yelled at over the radion.”