“Men. They were all so incredibly easy to sway. Pat them on their heads, give them something to eat, and they'll follow you anywhere. Add a smile and a few stupid compliments, and they'll immediately forget all about their other responsibilities.”
“Men. If you give them half a chance, they'll fuck you over just to prove they can.”
“Most men, if you just tell them what to do in a businesslike fashion, will follow directions without thinking about it. One proceeds on the assumption that they'll do as they're told, and they do.”
“If You don't give readers what they want, they'll be mad at you. If you give them what they do want, they'll be even more mad at you.”
“Insult her again, and I will cut you into so many pieces they'll never find them all.”
“It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.”