“When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass!”
“When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!”
“Babe, look at me.”“Kiss my ass,” I replied.”
“I caught the earth with my ass when it came up to meet me.”
“I don't want to run for anything. I want to shove this miserable cheap-ass check so far up Wells's ass he can read the routing number out the back of his eyes.”
“You pretty much annoy me and thus can kiss my ass”