“I may or may nothave once tossed a guy out of her store for flirtingwith her.Total douchebag. Wore ascarf indoors.” -Nick”
“I just said it was romantic. Some people like that."Nick sat, too. "Like you?"She lifted her chin. "Maybe I do."Nick's laugh for once didn't urge her to join him. "Well then, you're fucking the wrong guy.”
“By the way, don’t breathe on the upholstery or I may have to gut you. (Nick)”
“I do not want any guys to hit on me. Innocent flirting, fine -- it does wonders for my confidence -- but not douchebags.”
“What smells good in the store may stink in the stewpot.”
“I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?”