“It's a truth universally acknowledged that an FBI special agent in possession of great skill and talent is likely to engage in trash talk every now and then.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good riding crop must be in want of a pair of bare buttocks to trash.”
“It is truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a large fortune is in want of a wife!”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of an heir.”