“I’ve licked stamps who were more excited than you by that kiss.”
“In ten years, you'll be on a stamp /where anyone at all can lick you.”
“I realise it’s going to happen. This girl of my dreams, this girl who is more like me than anyone I’ve ever met, wants to kiss me.”
“If my life’s work could fit on a stamp, I’d want you to lick it before I die.”
“I’ve seen fish hooked who keep more patience in their worst gill than some of you have in your best moods. If you were a sandwich at McDonalds, they’d call you the McGrump.”
“If you don't start playing by my rules, you'll be lucky to be licking stamps in some lowly, legal aid office.”