“Kyle had to give her credit; it took skill—plus noheart and a serious abuse of the English language—to break up with someone in fewer than 140characters.”
“I love you. ... they are the three most abused and underused words in the English language.”
“But give me more credit than that. Someone else may have dealt the hand, but I picked it up off the table, I played every card, and I had my reasons.”
“I early learned that it is a hard matter to convert an individual by abusing him, and that this is more often accomplished by giving credit for all the praiseworthy actions performed than by calling attention alone to all the evil done.”
“They had nothing in common but the English language.”
“I consider giving her crap about her lack of organizational skills, but decided not to. It took some major balls to be alone with a punk like me.”