“Sidekick? Fuck you, porky.”
“Ye know, Cork Courrant-Porky Implant. Tis a jest" Ian”
“[C]apitalism--democracy's sidekick”
“I prefer sidekick. I tried once for the title of Padawan, but Bubba wigged out saying that mentors are always killed off in books and movies and he’d be damned if he was going to die once he taught me everything I needed to know about killing zombies. (Mark)Then why let you be his sidekick? Isn’t that the same thing? (Nick)Uh, no. In the movies, the sidekicks are the ones who die. (Mark)”
“Okay, fine. But just so you know, following me into hell means you're all definitely the sidekicks.”
“The real problem with being around James was that he was always the hero. And what did that make you? Either the sidekick or the villain.”