“The bastard—no other name was necessary, from now on the man formerly known as J.D. would simply be called The Bastard, The Prick, or The Shithead.”
“Only a bastard would want to take her to bed and get her naked right now. Ergo, I was such a dirty bastard." --Ethan”
“paranoia, the first cousin of a bastard named fear”
“This gentleman is known the width and breadth of the comics world as "that bastard Klaw.”
“What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song- right now, at this moment?”
“I am a bastard, too. I love bastards! I am bastard begot, bastard instructed, bastard in mind, bastard in valor, in everything illegitimate.”