“Well, at least I’m not a stubborn, button-pushing, Prius-driving, chip-on-your-shoulder-holding, ‘stay-at-home-mom’-is-the-eighth-dirty-word-thinking feminazi!”
“Hmmm...I think I'd like to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.”
“I sighed. “Mom, it’s not like we’re going to have sex with you home.”“Well, honey, it’s good to know that you only have sex when I’m not home.”Daemon coughed as he fought a smile. “We can stay—”
“Well, I'm stubborn and wrong, but at least I know it.”
“I drive well!Says who your mom?No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.”
“I didn't mean to push your psycho button.”