“Aren't you that hick girl who lives out in the swamp? Do you even know what a computer is? -Scott Waldron”

“Scott Waldron.' 'What?' Robbie's lip curled in a glimace of disgust. 'The jockstrap? Why, does he need you to teach him how to read?' I scowled at him. 'Just because he's captain of the football team doesn't mean you can be a jerk. Or are you jealous?' 'Oh, of course, that's it,' Robbie said with a sneer. 'I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock...”

“My, aren't we bossy today. Give a girl an army and it goes straight to her head.”

“Know that I'm with you always, even if you can't see me.”

“Only death will take me away from you, vampire girl," he whispered. "And even then, I'll watch over you from wherever I end up.”

“SCOTT WALDRONPEEKS AT GUYS IN THE SHOWER ROOM, ROFL”

“I know who you are.” Ash’s voice shook slightly, which chilled me even more. That Ash, fearless, unshakable Ash, was afraid of this thing filled me with dread.”