“Crazy Ash just doesn't have the same ring as Don't-bother-me-or-I'll-kill-you Ash.”
“I can't do this Ash. It's killing me. Having you this close and not touching you is driving me insane. You're his Ash. You're his. You made your choice and I understand why you chose him. I don't hold it against you but dammit Ash it hurts”
“QUINN; You always look after Number One, don't you?ASH; Doesn't everybody?”
“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the women don't get you then the whiskey must.”
“Technically, I was trying to kill Puck. You just happened to be there. But yes, if I'd had the shot, I would have taken it.-Prince Ash”
“Fine, princess.... But if I get sick, I expect you to wait on me hand and foot.""If you get sick, I'll just have Ash put you out of your misery.""I'm touched that you care.”