“Fear not for I am a cat”
“One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans.”
“I am what I am. I would tell you what you want to know if I could, for you have been kind to me. But I am a cat, and no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer.”
“I am Midnight(cats stare dumbfounded)”
“The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty.”
“Humans serve cats as dogs serve humans. And sometimes, I fear, as ineptly.”