“Hi, Princess. Sorry I'm late. Traffic was a bitch.”
“Sorry I’m late. Traffic was nonexistent.”
“You're earlier than expected, and appear to have gotten through the day without destroying any article of clothing. I must note this event down on my calendar.""Bitch when I'm late, bitch when I'm early. You could go pro on the bitching circuit.”
“So you're not a prince. She's pretty astute,don't you think? Owww! I'm sorry-- I'll shut up now, Princess!”
“Sorry. Sorry. Don't hit. Bitches be scary when they hit.”
“Hi, this is Julia. I'm sorry i'm not able to take your call right now, but please leave your deets and i'll get right back to you. Um....if this is Ryan, i'm thinking of you this very minute and i love you.”