“I have to be on top of my game if I'm going to kill things for you, right?”

“I’m at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. I’m standing on the board right now.”

“Henry was right—I let everyone else's feelings affect my decisions. Screw that. I'm taking the ball and running with it. Maybe they're not my top choices, but they're choices that are good for me, choices I can live with. Some things I can't control; but some things I can. And I'm going to.”

“I’m not going to kill you, Nora. I don’t kill people who are important to me. And you top the list.”

“You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go.”

“-I'm going to heaven! I replied.-What do you mean, you're going to heaven?-Let me pass.-And what will you do in heaven, my poor child?-I'm going there to kill God, who killed Daddy.”