“SCOTT WALDRONPEEKS AT GUYS IN THE SHOWER ROOM, ROFL”

“Tough guy, if brooding was a sport, you'd have gold medals with scowling faces lining the walls of your room.”

“Aren't you that hick girl who lives out in the swamp? Do you even know what a computer is? -Scott Waldron”

“It’s not that I don't trust the guy, but…no, wait--that's exactly the reason.”

“Scott Waldron.' 'What?' Robbie's lip curled in a glimace of disgust. 'The jockstrap? Why, does he need you to teach him how to read?' I scowled at him. 'Just because he's captain of the football team doesn't mean you can be a jerk. Or are you jealous?' 'Oh, of course, that's it,' Robbie said with a sneer. 'I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock...”

“Ouch. You really know how to tear a guy's heart out, don't you, princess?”

“Quaint and picturesque, though I didn't voice my opinion out loud. Keirran and Annwyl were faeries, and Kenzie was a girl, so it was okay for them to notice such things. as a card-carrying guy club, I wasn't going to comment on the floral arrangements.”