“Well, that's convenient," Puck mused. "I really need to get a few of those things.”

“The Desert of Lost Things," Puck said dramatically. "Well, that's appropriate. We're here, aren't we?”

“Oh that looked painful," called another Puck, a little farther down. "We really need to talk about your anger-management problems.”

“Fu dogs,” Puck mused as we approached the doors, hopping over shattered pillars and crumbling archways. “You know, I met a Fu dog once in Beijing. Persistent bastard chased me all over the temple grounds. Seemed to think I was some kind of evil spirit.”“Imagine that,” Grimalkin muttered, and the Wolf snorted with laughter. Puck flicked a pebble at him.”

“Who is your favorite character in the series? Or...if that's too hard, why do you like each one and who drives you crazy?Puck: Well, she likes me best, of course. I'm the handsome, charming one. Ash: Yes, that's why she gave you your own book. Oh, wait. Puck: No one asked you, ice-boy.”

“if I made a habit of waiting for an invitation, I’d never get to go anywhere. - Puck”

“I glanced at Puck. "You take one, I'll get the other?""You're on Ice-boy.”