“For stalker food, Martha Stewart is the woman to go to.”
“What Martha Stewart-like demon of a Stepford wife is possessing me?”
“Exactly; just because I like to suck dick doesn't mean I'm Martha Stewart in the kitchen.”
“Your like Martha Stewart on crack,” my neighbor shouted as I stuck another cardinal in with the daisies.”
“Every inch of the house is covered in flowers and lace and screams tacky. It's like Martha Stewart vomitted, and this is the crap that came out.”
“Sighing dismally, she acknowledged that some things just weren't humanly possible - not even Martha Stewart could fold fitted sheets.”