“The needs and companionship of a bird provide a reason to get up in the morning. The value of this cannot be overestimated for older bird owners and single people who are on their own. Birds provide all the benefits of the humananimal bond, including lower blood pressure and reduced levels of stress.”
“All birds need to fly are the right-shaped wings, the right pressure and the right angle.”
“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!”
“In nature, the bird who gets up earliest catches the most worms, but in book collecting the prizes fall to birds who know worms when they see them.”
“This is wonderful, wonderful! Be the bird. You are the bird. Sacrifice yourself to abandoned family values....”
“I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner.”