“I love to sleep. My astrological sign is the sloth.”

“The resemblance of the signs of the zodiac to the animals after which they are named... is as unimpressive as the predictions of astrologers.”

“Skepsis. I am a true skeptic, born under the noble sign of skepsis, the sign of the man who knows that all astrology is absolutely and without reservation the bullest of bullsh*t that ever there was. It is a senseless delusion that does not even have the benefit of being harmless fun. It is a harmful bore. Harmful to the human spirit, harmful to the dignity and wonder of the real universe and the real power of the mind to think for itself. I hate astrology with a fervor that is almost frightening. - Stephen Fry (when asked what sign he would be if he could create his own zodiac)”

“For me, it´s sloth," I say. "Hedonistic sloth and escapism.”

“I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.”

“Jack, you've debauched my sloth.”