“You know I wouldn't know a Louis Vuitton from a Louis L'Amour”

“I work in my pajamas most of the time. No matter what you’re wearing, you can sound businesslike on the phone.”

“In fact, people who posses not magic at all can instill their home-cooked meals with love and security and health, transforming ingredients and bringing disparate people together as family and friends. There's a reason that when opening one's home to guests, the first thing you do is offer food and drink. Cooking is a kind of everyday magic.”

“Free’s my favorite price.”

“Not pretty exactly, but gleaming with the loveliness of youth.”

“Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.”

“Harry: Where's Louis?(Louis suddenly appears.)Zayn: Louis, where you been?Liam: How did you get there?Louis: I don't know.Liam: Magic carpet, gotta be.Louis: I don't know.”