“The mysterious does not spell itself out in capital letters, as many writers believe, but is always between, an interstice.”
“A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose.”
“GUY TIP #18:Just because you can urinate anywhere you want doesn't mean you should-even if your aim is so good you can spell out "Red Sox Rule" in capital letters with once taking a break.”
“The solution to the mystery is always inferior to the mystery itself.”
“Capital Letters Were Always The Best Way Of Dealing With Things You Didn't Have A Good Answer To.”
“People approach writers, assuming we pull a perfect text out of our nose each time (well spelled). Spelling is the least of it.”