“When a man gets power, even his chickens and dogs rise to heaven.”
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”
“When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”
“When chickens get to live like chickens, they'll taste like chickens, too.”
“In the beginning God created Heaven and Earth. Man, a bit later, created the fable that "the dog, when he understands, always wants to please.”
“Motherhood is when eating chicken soup; the kids get the chicken and you get the soup and you would still feel happily stuffed.”