“Detention turned out to be code for slavery.”
“I'd sold my soul to get out of detention.”
“They can put the code monkey in a suit but they can't take the code out of the monkey.”
“The same boys who got detention in elementary school for beating the crap out of people are now rewarded for it. They call it football.”
“So...what? Skipping detention is a crime?”
“Present company excluded, this looked to be the most pleasant detention ever experienced by mankind. Further proof that librarians should run the world-or a least be in charge of detention at Bathory High.”