“I mean hell,, I was literally knocking on death's door, and I still looked awesome.”
“All hell broke loose- and I mean that more literally that you can possibly imagine.”
“I don't remember looking like this in the mirror this morning. Obviously, I still had my 'Tru looks awesome in anything' margarita goggles still on.”
“I’m a door-to-door salesman. I sell doors. If I can’t knock on yours, because you don’t have a door to knock on, I know you’ll be interested in what I’m selling.”
“If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, don’t knock it. ”
“I mean, you really can't imagine how awesome coffee tastes, or how awesome it is to hear music, to hear idiots talking... I mean, it hurts. Everything hurts. But everything in the world is so awesome that sometimes I just can't stand it.”