“I'm just a regular 16 year old kid. I make good grilled cheese and I like girls.”
“We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was doing, but she melted into me all the same.”
“I need a kid like I need a bad heart. A pretty kid is a ticket to trouble... and I'm too old to ask for that. Shit, I haven't even booked Tommy the Face in two years. I'm turning into a jack-off idiot.”
“One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese...""How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?”
“I'm 16 years old. Let me get my learner's permit first. then I'll worry about lifetime commitments”
“You know I'm old in some ways-in others-well, I'm just a little girl. I like sunshine and pretty things and cheerfulness-and I dread responsibility.”