“Advice is bullshit. It's just one asshole's opinion.”
“What’s that old saying? “Advice is like opinions. Everyone’s an asshole.”
“Opinions are like assholes, everbody's got one.”
“Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.”
“Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but they think each others stink.”
“Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.”