“If it's not bourbon or sweatpants, it's going in the garbage.... No, don't get creative. Now is not a creative time. Now is a bourbon and sweatpants time.”
“Every creative story is different. And every creative story is the same. There was nothing. Now there is something. It's almost like magic.”
“Now picture the suspenders attached to a pair of sweatpants. This vision is what first led me to coin the term “camel balls.”
“Wrapped around each other but now clad in a pink nightie and a pair of sweatpants. To be clear, I wore the pink nightie.”
“Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.”
“Codeine . . . bourbon.”