“Cry Me a River, Build Yourself a Bridge, and GET OVER IT!”
“If somebody hurts you, it's okay to cry a river, just remember to build a bridge and get over it.”
“Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. ”
“The best man day in the world would involve building a bridge and then blowing up that bridge. Which is why you can't make a better man movie than The Bridge on the River Kwai, unless you make Two Bridges on the River Kwai.”
“your letters got sadder. your lovers betrayed you. kid, I wrote back, all lovers betray. it didn't help. you said you had a crying bench and it was by a bridge and the bridge was over the river and you sat on the crying bench every night and wept for the lovers who had hurt and forgotten you.”