“Don't you know that nobody can make you be shit? You can only let it happen.”

“When has faith ever been about feelings?”

“I don't give a shit how it happened, the window is broken... Wait, why is there syrup everywhere? Okay, you know what? Now I give a shit how it happened, Let's hear it.”

“If you really want to be a writer, nobody can stop you -- and if you don't, nobody can help you.”

“Don't throw away another day! No more procrastinating! Only YOU can make it happen. So, UN-ASS the couch and make it happen!”

“All that destiny garbage. Nobody can decide what happens to you. Nobody but you.”

“Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can't kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up some times, but, bitch, nobody kills the motherfucking Rooster. You know what I'm saying?”