“** The fall semester will offer such classes as Learning When to Shut Up, Asking for Directions, Chick Flicks 101 and The Art of Loading the Dishwasher (Lab Fee Extra)”
“The rigorous process of learning to develop and ask questions offers students the invaluable opportunity to become independent thinkers and self-directed learners.”
“Learn when's a good time to shut up”
“Wow, you must be in love if you are willing to sacrifice your manhood for the ultimate chick flick.”
“I’d like to extend a special thank you to my favorite sins: fairy tales and chick flicks.”
“Cryptozoology 101: It’s an exciting class because it’s mythological, and may or may not exist.”