“Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure financial support. Marriage is just a form of legalized prostitution, when you really thought about it.”

“It’s just as well,” she thought. “If I told them what I really think, they’d shit roses.”

“You thought giving a depressed prostitute a copy of Pretty Woman might help?”

“Just go out there and get your heart broken in, so it'll be ready when you really need it.”

“You ever think that school dances are a form of legalized prostitution?”

“Ethan gave me an admiring look that wasn't about sex, but about that guy moment when they realize you are not just another pretty face, but maybe, just maybe you can be cute, petite, and one of the guys all at the same time.”

“You thought I was a lovelorn mistress and I was really just an expensive prostitute.”