“Best advice ever: Drive slow in parking lots.”

“Best surprise ever.” I whispered in his face. Then I leaned in and kissed him hard and deep like it was the last kiss I’d ever get.“Wrong darlin’, best hello ever.” He grinned”

“I saw myself driving through Eternity in a timeless taxi.”

“Think about this: in all the stories I've ever heard, genies always want to get out of the bottle. And they do get out, sooner or later.”

“A lot of men have lost money chasing women. But no man has ever lost women chasing money.”

“I give good advice. I do not always take it.”

“Forgive me if I don't take relationship advice from a dead teenager missing her vagina.”