“This bulletin brought to you from the Department of Duh.”

“Aaron held him and reached down to free a surprisingly big cock, measuring it with his hand. "Wow, where'd you get all this?""Stole it from my last boyfriend.""Knew you were trouble.”

“The sound Noah made when he speared him with his tongue sent Cameron from hard and twitching to gotta fuck or die.”

“Staring at Joey's eyes blinking up from his pale face was a bit like inhaling a pound of rock candy while watching puppies play.”

“With a soft gasp from Aaron, the soundtrack started up in Joey’s brain again. Goldfrapp’s “Ooh La La” was perfect for blow jobs. If he sang along, his tongue did interesting things.”

“You take a dick and you get it wet and then you put it someplace tight—”

“You get up every morning then life happens to you. You just have to have the right stuff to get through it.”