“Wait. You have two Ph.D.'s?""Yeah." Shane passed it off as if it were as common as having two nipples.”

“The ring was there to say they were a team, a reminder that they were in this together, almost like a private joke only the two of them got.”

“You get up every morning then life happens to you. You just have to have the right stuff to get through it.”

“I already gave you my ass. I guess you can have my hand too.”

“Jesus, dude could suck the orange off a carrot. A big, long carrot.”

“Love was a hundred times worse than all the stupid songs could ever try to explain. And when he loved you back, it was too much. Like all of those feelings could never fit. You'd have to spend your life trying to figure out how, but it wouldn't matter as long as he kept looking at you like that.”

“Aaron held him and reached down to free a surprisingly big cock, measuring it with his hand. "Wow, where'd you get all this?""Stole it from my last boyfriend.""Knew you were trouble.”