“You get up every morning then life happens to you. You just have to have the right stuff to get through it.”

“You take a dick and you get it wet and then you put it someplace tight—”

“Princess?""You do get this kind of bossy, don't-fuck-with-my-tiara attitude when you're pissed.”

“Aaron held him and reached down to free a surprisingly big cock, measuring it with his hand. "Wow, where'd you get all this?""Stole it from my last boyfriend.""Knew you were trouble.”

“I already gave you my ass. I guess you can have my hand too.”

“Wait. You have two Ph.D.'s?""Yeah." Shane passed it off as if it were as common as having two nipples.”

“Love was a hundred times worse than all the stupid songs could ever try to explain. And when he loved you back, it was too much. Like all of those feelings could never fit. You'd have to spend your life trying to figure out how, but it wouldn't matter as long as he kept looking at you like that.”