“You should know, Dad. Only bitchy queens use the royal we.”

“The ring was there to say they were a team, a reminder that they were in this together, almost like a private joke only the two of them got.”

“You take a dick and you get it wet and then you put it someplace tight—”

“You get up every morning then life happens to you. You just have to have the right stuff to get through it.”

“I already gave you my ass. I guess you can have my hand too.”

“So does that mean if you won’t fuck me because I’m high, I could fuck you because you’re not?”

“This bulletin brought to you from the Department of Duh.”