“You take a dick and you get it wet and then you put it someplace tight—”
“And while you're waiting, go get your whiskers wet and your dick licked. You're a fucking hero; you should take advantage of it." Gich to Jack.”
“You put your dick in my lunch?”
“my folks wouldn't read a book if you put a gun to their dicks. but they read people all day long and always get it right.”
“If you find a woman who makes you whole, do what ever it takes to get her and hold on tight.”
“You really should learn how to take a joke, as easily as you take a dick."-Shirley”