“Tesla might not have invented a machine for going back in time, but Griffin thought he'd just found a way to stop it.”
“That machine's a great invention!" he said. "Other folks can stick to old-fashioned ways if they want to, but I'm all for progress. It's a great age we're living in. As long as I raise wheat, I'm going to have a machine come and thresh it, if there's one anywhere in the neighborhood.”
“Yeah, I’m having a girl.” She shook her head. “There’s just no way I’d put another Griffin on this earth.”
“If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.”
“She felt oddly complimented. Petrov hadn't thought she's just a girl; he'd thought she might be a desperate criminal.”
“CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.”