“What would I do without you to give me clarity?""I imagine you'd suffocate yourself by shoving your head too far up your own backside.”
“Stick a lighted candle up your backside to give yourself that inner glow.”
“if you wanted special things to happen in your life, then you had to damn well get up of your own backside and make them happen yourself.”
“Hands on hips, Jade snickered. "I'm invincible. Go ahead and give it your best shot.""I wonder how invincible you'd be if I shoved an M-80 up your ass?”
“You are bound to go up and down, just as I did in my youth, but do keep your clarity of mind, and if fools or sages dare to criticise don't blame yourself too much.”
“I wish that without me your heart would break, i wish that without me you'd be spending the rest of your nights awake, I wish that without me you couldn't eat, I wish I was the last thing on your mind before you went to sleep”