“You'll be resorting to ma thumb and her four daughters after that stupid-ass remark.”
“Sit down on your ass, or what's left of it after four years in the navy.”
“Watching my four year old daughter dance I cannot break free of her.”
“Stupid thumb! Stupid boy! Step away Fallon, step away!”
“A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.”
“But she was funny sometimes, and never boring. God, it would almost be worth it to see her face when she realized that I had saved her ass again. Actually it was quite a nice ass, come to think of it. In fact, my memory of the ass and its owner seemed to be remarkably clear.”