“Shirogane: "This is a brand-new show called 'Naze? Naze? Neeze!' " I'm Shirogane, the teacher of course.♥" " We're covering Arithmethic!" "Here we have Akira-kun and Kengo-kun, who will tackle the questions with us!"Kengo: "Hello there!" ^_^Akira: "I'm a high school student, by the way!" "Why do I have to do arithmethic?!"Shirogane: "And here's my assistant, kokuchi!"Kokuchi: "HISS!"Akira: "HEY! I don't get why a kokuchi is here...Besides, does it even remotely understand our language."Shirogane:"Here's the first question" "Akira-kun, what's three times four?"Akira: "Twelve..."Shirogane: "CORRECT!!!" "Wonderful Akira-kun! Fantastic Job!" "You're so smart. Can I call you genius from now on?"Akira: "Only if you want a pencil shoved in your eye!" "Stop making fun of me right now!"Shirogane: "Let's move on to the next question.♥(Shirogane spinning)Akira: "Why are you so hyper today?" "You're acting like a different person!"Shirogane: "Kengo-kun what is 23 minus 15?"Kengo: "Twe--"Shirogane: "WRONG." " If you can't solve a simple problem like this, you don't even deserve to be considered human. You'd be better off dead. SO JUST DIE."Kengo: "I made a small mistake! No need to walk all over me like that!!"Shirogane: "Let me explain this problem so that stupid Kengo-kun can understand."Kengo: "I...I am not stupid!"Shirogane: "First, you have 23 kokuchi..." "...You take 15 from the 23..." "...AND KILL THEM" (Shirogane killing the Kokuchi)Kengo: "OMG, Akira! Can you stop him?!"Akira: "Well...Why should I? I don't really care...I'm tired."Kengo: "AKIRA!!"(Shirogane covered in Kokuchi blood)Shirogane: Now then! How many kokuchi do we have left now, Kengo-kun."(Kokuchi shivers)Kengo: "SO GROSS! EI--EIGHT! THE ANSWER IS EIGHT!"Shirogane: "Yes you are correct! Well, the dumb boy finally understood the problem, and it's time for us to say goodbye!" "Take care and see you next week!"(Akira sleeping)Kengo: Not likely..."Shirogane: "GOODBYE!”
“What!? I dont need you to introduce me to her! I really don't care! Just leave me alone and let me play this game!' said Akira 'Please! If you don't, she'll kill me!' said Kengo 'Fine... go ahead and die.' 'You're so awful!”
“This scene takes place after make-up sex after Akira(uke) sees Kyousuke(seme) out with a female co-worker and misunderstands the situation.Akira: “Kyousuke ... Bring a guy next time you want to go out, so there wont be any misunderstandings, okay?”Kyousuke: (Turning to face Akira with a stern look) “What are you talking about? Wouldn't that be worse?”Akira: “Huh?”Kyousuke: “I'm gay, remember? (you knew that)”Akira: “Ah ...(right)”
“Keisuke: "It's alright for you to kill someone?"Akira: "As long as they have tags. According to the rules, if there's three people present, it's an official battle. I'm not sure how you're supposed to start it, though."Keisuke: "So killing people is just a game, huh?"Akira: "It's the only way to survive.”
“They don't talk to me much; I don't feel like i know them." Simon said.You're not supposed to. It's a members-only club."Simon accepted this. "So Akira is the angry one, Kisho is the crazy one, Toyo is the old fart...”
“Rin: "You realize you two are trespassing, don't you? This place is my territory, get it? And anyone who comes into my territory without permission...has to pay a toll!"Akira: "Toll...?"Keisuke: "A...a girl??"Rin: "Sorry to break it to you...but I'm packing!"Keisuke: "P-packing...? What? !@*?!!”