“Due to lack of interest tomorrow is cancelled.”

“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”

“No matter how much someone else loves you or you love other people, if you don’t love yourself then it can never be enough.”

“When you step into your power and your true authentic self, you shine. You shine so brightly that the world tries to keep up.”

“It takes a truly dedicated person to see opportunities in every aspect of life”

“When nothing becomes the vocalThen nothing becomes the focalAnd nothing’s becoming at all”

“Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.”