“Tony chuckled. “So how does my other underwear fit you?” “Like covering a banana with a Band-Aid.”
“How can you leave someone if you let them this deep inside you? It's so much harder that way. Messy. Complicated. No Band-Aids.”
“But since Sloth I've been so monogamous I make the demonstration banana that AIDS educators use to show how to put on a condom, look slutty.”
“You can't patch a wounded soul with a Band-Aid.”
“My mouth is often wounded by my sharp words, so sometimes when I’m out in public, I’ll wear a large Band Aid over my lips.”
“You want to put a band-aid on something that needs stitches.”